The Romulan PeaceBird

I had this bike. Actually, my mom kindly bought it for me at a Mennonite bike garage after I lost my last one to theft. I’d been warned by Augustino at Mojo Cycle that that other bike was on its last legs, so I didn’t regret its theft too greatly: I needed a new bike. …

Days Without Sugared Cranberries: 0

Today, you can really see how I corrected the 5’s and the 4’s. I’m allowed to eat all the fruit I want, and my mom recently brought me a bike and two boxes of groceries, which included quinoa and kale and dried apricots and dried cranberries. <img title="2013-02-16 13.44.52.jpg" class="alignnone" alt=”image” src=”http://jasonholborn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/wpid-2013-02-16-13.44.52.jpg” /> I’ve liked …

Days Without Sugar: I love sugar!

Sometimes winter can get to this cat; thankfully I wrote in my own loophole: all the fruit I want. Thank you, Mother Nature, for all this deliciousness. I often wonder how the Iroquois & Hurons made it through much tougher winters without these modern joys and reliefs. Incidentally, the pineapple I just ate (all of …

Days Without Sugar: Day 38

Friday February First was my Feast of Friends; I chose it for the alliterative mnemonic, and around 15 people showed up for a potluck dinner. I’ve wanted a paper The Count since even before I first put up the window scoreboard; I advertised on craigslist gigs, and incredibly, a graphic artist named Buffy Jeffs from …

Guns don’t kill people — well, actually, yes, they do.

That’s, um, what they were invented for. Killing people. It’s like saying, “War doesn’t kill people”, when war is designed specifically to kill people. Don’t get me wrong: I dig guns and love to shoot them! If there’s anything I could possibly add to the debate about gun control, it’s just that people in cities …