Come on, America.

Seriously. Of all the badass motherfuckers in the world, Dwight E. Eisenhower is the one whom Fate sends us with our era’s great caution: Beware the military-industrial-congressional complex. What happened to us? Too much Rin-Tin-Tin and hula hooping? What, did Destiny have to send Arnold Schwarzenegger or Darth Vader to break the news of the …